Protip: We have new tips

I've been working on the way tips work on the server and soon they are going to not suck so much. Players that donate or are staff will even have the option of not being spammed by them every minute and thirty seconds if they choose to. I need tip suggestions though, so what tips would you like to see, or troll tips, or stuff? Suggest below.

btw, here is the current list:
- This is a tip.
- DON''T TYPE IN ALL CAPS!
- lakjfds;lfysicsisafaggot;aldsjfdsafjsdaf
- Tippy Tippy TIP TIP TIP TIPPY TIPPERTIPPITIPTIPTIPTIPTIPPY
- Remember that when you even decide to go with on those decision.
- The key to skyblock is not being stupid.
- Add Les Femelles to your facebook friends, she's hot!
- Follow @kwantumfysics on twitter!
- Press 'w' to walk forward.
- Press 't' to talk.
- We read your cyber sessions on our chat logs.
- Check out the contests at phantomcraft.net
- Don't grief.
- Don't spam.
- Don't drink and drive
- Fysics totally wants to hear about your day, you should tell him.
- Players with a
- Players with a $ in front of their names have donated.
- Interested in donating? Find more information at phantomcraft.net
- Don't be a bitch.
- Promotions are granted to those that contribute to the community.
- Have you joined our forums? No? You really should!
- Did you spot grief? Fill out a modreq at the location of it and we'll fix it!
- Say "hi" to Zimsky, he get's really lonely sometimes.
- xCoyote is a niggers.
- Phantomcraft is a pvp server. If you die, fuck your shit, it's gone.
- Do you want to be able to not see these tips? Consider donating!
- By now fysics owes everyone a thousands of dinners, you should ask him about it.

soon to come, i haven't implemented yet

- &player, sorry, but that really looks like shit.
- Nyan Cat Crib at coordinates: -5549,75,6118
Notch has joined the game. Then quickly after,
Notch has left the game.

You should give Auslad some bamboo, he is a panda after all.
Get a bed and some stone and you can make bedrock.
Slendermen is always watching.
Yes, Everything in Australia is upside down.
Why are you reading this? You should be playing minecraft.
Everything needs more cowbell.
The statement below is false.Then quickly followed by,
The statement above is true.
Are you hungry? Eat your shoe.
&player is sexy and they know it.

Team shit doesn't deserve ice cream.
All your dongs are belong to us

[Tip] You want a tip, get a job hippie!
[Tip] Phantomcraft, oddly devoid of phantoms.
[Tip] Did you know Cosban gives blowjobs for donations?

People that have donated at least 10 dollars may now ignore tips